![]() “Eating ponies is wrong! Why did no-one tell me, Luna?” But Luna was too busy dancing. She was on the moon and no longer purple, but grey, which in a horse means white.Īnd then Twilight used the elements of harmony, which are not nickel or iron and so aren't magnetic. “I am sad, and not happy because of sad,” Twilight said, shaking her head. How would Ponyville survive without her being there to stop the cannibalistic princesses, when nopony but her knew of their dastardly plans? Worse, how was she going to cope with this, when the pony she had trusted the most in life had turned out to be. I hear sounds just fine.Īs Twilight walked to the moon, she took a few moments to quietly reflect on her sad fate. You are so gay, just like Braeburn, who is married to Cherry Jubilee (OTP FTW!). “That's important,” she said, and started eating Applejack and no-pony cared except for Braeburn because he loved her like a cousin, not a lover. “Have lots of fun and don't forget to brush your teeth!” Celestia nodded. “Goodbye Twilight!” all her friends said as she went to the moon. “Luna'll do it!” Twilight said, but Luna was too busy dancing. ![]() And there's nothing you can do to stop me.” “And I will eat all your friends while you're gone. “Oh no!” Twilight said! “I must be going to the moon.” “I'm not on fire! You, are!” Spike told her, and everyone agreed. “Spike, why are you on fire!? Get down from there!” Twilight asked. So you stopped, but not before you killed you for making Fluttershy cry! She is too sexy to cry. “Why are you laughing at me?" Fluttershy said. “Rarity, moon is made of cheeeeeeeeeeese!” Rainbow Dash laughed. “You will have fun on the moon,” Rarity said with a smile. “I will go pack my things,” Twilight said, but she couldn't pack Spike because he was too little for the bag? How sad! “You have fallen into my trap! I will send you to the moon!” “HAH HAH HAH” Celestia replied as Twilight landed on top of her. Luna said “NO!” and tried to stop her, but she was too busy dancing. “Come down from there! You'll hurt Twilight, Twilight!” Celestia called up, but Luna was too busy dancing. Then Twilight flew high up into the air where Luna and Celestia could not get at her, because they are cannibals and cannibals cannot fly. “Yo,” Celestia said, and then they danced. “I'm also a cannibal! Whoda thunk it, yo.” ![]() “Wow!” Luna said in Surprise, who was surprised. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooO!!!!!11!!!!” Twilight shouted calmly. So she went inside the castle to found the princesses. “Thank you, Twilight!” the shop keeper said, and then he went away. “Get out the way, rich sobs!” Twilight told them, but they were too busy being rich to listen, so Twilight teleported them into the shops. “I laughed.” And then she went to Canterlot, which was full of rich sobs. “Have you gone mad?! That mare is bad, my precious lad!” Zecora replied as she merrily pranced around the room. “Princess Celestia will surely know,” Twilight told Zecora. Then they were physicists and told physics jokes. ![]() “Now who will throw my birthday party? It's tomorrow!” “Pinkie has been eaten, Spike!” she said. ![]() She left the library and went to Sugarcube Corner to have lunch, but the lunch was all gone. “New things!” Twilight said, and then she trotted off because horses trot, even though she is a pony and not a horse. “MYYYY BOOOOooOOOOKKKKKK!!!!” Twilight said. Twilight was reading, but she didn't have a book! It was sunny because the sun was out, but Twilight didn't enjoy it because she was not outside she was inside instead! Though the library was dark, she could still see because of candles. Quality = n/a Previous Chapter Next Chapter ![]()
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